My MIL has been staying with us for the past week for my nephew's Bar Mitzvah festivities. And can I say....Bless her heart.....the poor thing has her foot permanently lodged in her mouth.
Up to her ankle.
Now the beauty of having a blog is that when she says these incredibly insulting things to me I just write them down so that I can blog about them later! I used to get my feelings hurt and now I'm so excited to have blogging material, I'm thinking "Bring it!". Now you might be worried that she is reading this right now, but don't worry because this is how our story begins.
Read Aloud with a very loud and strong Brooklyn accent:
MIL: "Oh your blog......I read that a few times...in the beginning. I don't really have time, to sit around all day on the computer."
(as I was sitting around typing a blog post yesterday)
MIL: "You know Dee, you really aren't that unique" (referring to me blogging about my crazy brain)
After the second comment I turned to my husband who was pretending to read the paper and announced loudly. "Hey did you hear that one!! She said I wasn't that unique!" With this crazy smile on my face because I knew that it would be blogged about shortly.
Don't worry I informed her after the offensive comment that she just landed herself on the blog.
I wonder if they have surgery that can remove the foot from her mouth. That position couldn't possibly be comfortable. But then again she must be used to it.