When you go into the Goodwill looking for a Halloween costume for your son you come out with stuff that has nothing to do with him, but lots of fun stuff to make over. (And the desire to Purell yourself from head to toe.)
I found a $3.00 lazy susan. I couldn't find a large rectangular one anywhere, and one shows up at the Goodwill. Spray paint that baby black.
Goodwill Glamour for $3.00. Can't beat that.